His name is Kyle

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His name is Kyle

Postby Kat » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:47 pm

anyone want a duck

"This is a strange request but do you know anyone that might want a handicapped pet duck that will live inside with diapers and will give him a cushy lifestyle? He loves to argue and demands that you put dried meal worms in his bath water. I would be willing to drive him to Athens if you knew anyone. His name is Kyle and he's a bad ass duck."

He goes for walks on a wagon
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Re: His name is Kyle

Postby Hogan » Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:23 pm

If only Officer Hogan would agree. This duck sounds amazing.


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Re: His name is Kyle

Postby jacquekibbe » Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:38 pm

Tell me more I have never had a pet duck !!
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Re: His name is Kyle

Postby Kat » Mon Sep 14, 2015 4:49 pm

More you say?

" He's a sweet guy and he just can't walk but can scoot just fine. My flock beats him up and I just can't bring myself to put him down just because they don't like him. So i brought him inside and he's been an office duck and I think he loves it. I just have dogs that want to eat him and it's not safe for him. He is super easy to take care of and he can be put on a harness and leash and go swimming at the lake too. He's 8 or 9 months old."


((('My flock'... she has a flock??)))
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Re: His name is Kyle

Postby Cirque » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:41 pm

Oh my god, he sounds fantastic. Jacque adopt him so I can duck-sit for you!
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Re: His name is Kyle

Postby jacquekibbe » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:35 pm

Cirque you adopt him and I will duck sit for you. The boss at my house says no ducks but I'm still trying to wear her down
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Re: His name is Kyle

Postby lynn » Wed Sep 16, 2015 1:40 pm

kat, can we talk more about kyle tonight or can you email me the owners info? trying to work on something here....


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Re: His name is Kyle

Postby Kat » Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:51 pm

rachel.podwolsky@mga.edu

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Re: His name is Kyle

Postby nell bomb » Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:46 pm

Kat wrote:rachel.podwolsky@mga.edu

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